To summarize, we've heard that Lakehill United and all around funny guy, Brian Nash, is in the market for a new car. We thought it would be fun to help him decide what to purchase right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot over the next few weeks.
So far, we've featured cars 10 through 6 in our quest to find the ultimate vehicle for Nash. Today we enter the top 5...
Nash's Next Car #5 - The Chevy Cavalier/Pontiac Sunfire
This one is a crowd favourite in the Westshore communities. We all know the demographic...Ed Hardy steering wheel cover, Looney Tunes seat covers, fuzzy dice, sweatpants or maternity wear the chosen attire, and a lead foot worse than Mario Andretti.
What is it about Cavfire drivers that makes them want to drag race every other car on the road? Their top speed has got to be no higher then 100 km/h.
Cavfire drivers picture themselves in this...
Got a tailgater? Chances are it's an overweight thirty-something gal texting while trying to drink a Timmy Ho's and adjust her crotch in her vintage Zubaz pants at the wheel of a Cavalier...
This is what they actually are racing you in...
Having a Cavfire would allow Nash to adjust his image, while still playing to his aggressive tendencies. And for that awesome image alone, the Cavfire is #5!
Nash...or is it Joe Dirt?
Stay tuned for Nash's next car #4 and many other features right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot!
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