FINALLY! Top Ten - Nash's Next Car: Number 1!

At last the final installment of our longest running feature, Nash's Next Car!

To summarize, we've heard that Lakehill United and all around funny guy, Brian Nash, is in the market for a new car has actually bought a new car.  We thought it would be fun to help him decide what to purchase right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot.

So far, we've featured cars 10 through 2 in our quest to find the ultimate vehicle for Nash.  Today we give you...

Nash's Next Car #1 - The Love Me Sexy

We really don't know how to even describe what can only be described as the Awesomest Car Ever Witnessed by this Reporter's Eyes!

Goblins, Angels, White Tigers....Fuck Yeah!!!!

It could be argued that the '93 Nissan Altima is one of the finest mechanical creations of a generation, but  when combined with the visual airbrushed tour de force of an 80's perv van, the results are the equivalent of getting an HJ from Megan Fox on the upside down part of the world's most exciting roller-coaster (times 6)!!!!

Wolfman in armour on the trunk? Check.

The attention to detail on this ride is absolutely stunning with the imagination and skill needed to pull this off only surpassed by the small fortune necessary and the genius of the visionary owner.  Details include a matching airbrushed dash and lightning overlapping the taillights.  A quick view of the pics in this article affirm we are in the presence of greatness.

Who needs a baby when you have Angels on Board?

We here at LakehillUnited.Blogspot were unable to confirm what type of stereo system this mobile orgasm was rocking, but if the exterior is anything to go by, we can hypothesize that a sub-zooka is involved.

WTF is that on her inner thigh?

We were also curious to see what this bad boy was rocking under the hood but once viewed from the front, there was just no way we could open it.  Greeted by a giant white tiger and the Goddess of Tap Out, we stood mesmerized by its splendour as we drank in the visual sex pie that was on show.

We feel blessed to have ever been in the presence of such sexual fantasy and for that, we feel that this should be Nash's next car.

Hopefully you've enjoyed our series Nash's Next Car, we have to go take a cold shower.