Why is the number 2 so important?
Over the past 2 weeks we here at LakehillUnited.Blogspot.com have noticed a pattern; and once we started looking, we couldn't stop. So here it is, perhaps the laziest piece of journalism thus far this year (we blew our load in the previous article).
So, here we go:
- It's been 2 weeks since we wrote our last match report
- We're combining 2 match reports into this article
- We tied 2 games in that period
- Giving us 2 points
- We are currently number 2
- Behind by 2 goals on goal difference
- In the VISL division 2
- And there are 2 Lakehill teams in this division
- Against Saanich Fusion, they hit the bar 2 times
- Which was played at Tyndall Park which has 2 fields
- The 2 goalies both got shutouts
- Against Nanaimo, we conceded our first 2 goals of the season
- (their second with 2 minutes left)
- But we also scored 2
- On Merle Logan field 2
- Koenig's goal in that game has him listed as number 2 in the goal scoring race
- (again in div 2)
Our 2 starting outside backs for the last 2 games standing on a tiny piece of 2x4...
Still with us? Ok, time to kick this thing into overdrive for you conspiracy theorists:
- There are 2 unicorns on the Dukes FC logo
- I figured that out while playing DJ Hero 2
- On my Playstation 2
- Most of this article was actually written while I was taking a number 2
- 2? The number of guys old enough on United to be Dillon's Dad
- Number of ID card photo retakes asked for by the league? 2
- The 2 United members were Peters and Holla
- Favourite sex move? The Pteradactyl, which requires 2 other dudes (and a girl)
What number do you see? See what we are talking about?
- Number of guys named Brian/Bryan on the team? 2
- Holla is in year number 2 of coaching
- Number of balls Scottie has? 3
- United have 2 home games left before Seattle
- 2 people have already commented about Lammie driving to Seattle
- Nmuebr of times yuo had to raed tihs snetnce? 2
- There are 2 guys on United with the Samsung Galaxy SIII
- Officially it takes 2 to tango but if I get me leg just right...
This is my shirt today and no I did not plan that #mindblown
- How many Mann's have played for us down the years? 2
- At least 2 members of United had a late night last night (not Jer though, Coach Holla check's your tweets)
- We are willing to bet that 2 of our players have lost their virginity to other players sisters
- 2 United players are under 5 feet tall
- Number of bottles of BBQ sauce Nash drinks during a bender? 2
- Number of Yager's currently on the team? 2
- Number of official apologies issued in the last week for one of those Yagers? 2
- To the other Lakehill Div 2 team? 2
- Amount of readers that have read this far? 2
- Number of over-sized body parts Butcher is known for? 2 (calves and nipples)
- How many times do we think Stanch puked last night and at what time? 2 and 2
- At least 2 people thought Moore and Butcher were dating when they joined the team
- Length of time it took for Moore to yell "NASH!" when he found gay porn on his computer? About 2 seconds
Ok. That should do it. Game tonight at the Foot versus Powell River Villa. Kickoff at 2 6.
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