Top Ten - Nash's Next Car: Number 4!

As a continuation of one of our popular features, we're bringing you the next car in the series Top Ten - Nash's Next Car!

To summarize, we've heard that Lakehill United and all around funny guy, Brian Nash, is in the market for a new car.  We thought it would be fun to help him decide what to purchase right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot over the next few weeks.

So far, we've featured cars 10 through 5 in our quest to find the ultimate vehicle for Nash.  Today we enter the top 4...

Nash's Next Car #4 - A Pair of Tata Nanos

Doesn't that just roll off the tongue?  Known as the cheapest production car in the world, the Tata Nano is built in India and goes for just over $2100 USD.  At those prices, we figure Nash could purchase a pair [stay with us here - you've probably guessed where this is going].

Nice Tatas!  We had to Google "Tatas" to find this pic...

Imagine how much fun Nash could have with a pair of Tatas: 

"Where's Nash?" 

"He's out waxing his Tatas."

The only possible issue we can see is the teeny, tiny habit the Tata has of catching on fire...

Oops - you might have driven your Tatas too hard Nash...

While we can go on and on about Nash's Tatas, we're going to take the moral high ground and end  this article right now.

Keep watching for Nash's Next Car # 3...

What's Going on There!!?? Inside the Player's Minds - Matt Koenig

In perhaps what could be a new series here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot, we will endeavor to bring you inside the minds of some of our United players this year.

Either through picture, video, or spoken word, we'll gather the intel on your favourite United players (and perhaps staff) and present it to you - right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot.

Today, we bring you the following clip from United midfielder Matt Koening.  Anyone who knows Kones has often asked, "What is going on in his head?"

Well be prepared to be answered.  The Squeegee Bandit himself sent the following clip in for review:

What do you search to find this????

I think that will probably prompt more questions then answers but at least we know how Kones stays limber.  Stay tuned for more What's Going on There!!??

United Lose in a Blaze of Glory! Points Dropped at Tyndall!

United lost their first game of the season at what is turning out to be a nemesis of a field at Tyndall Park.  For the second straight week, United played a Gordon Head squad at Tyndall Park and for a second straight week, failed to pick up 3 points.

In what looked like a pivotal game for potential league leaders, United came up against the Gordon Head Blazers - a team far more serious than their name entails.  Our editor at LakehillUnited.Blogspot suggested the Gordon Head Tuxedo Tops or even the Gordon Head Sports Coats as being more descriptive names.  Perhaps even the Saanich Fusion Smoking Jackets?

Now that we've clearly milked that gag for all it is worth, on to the action.

VAN DAMME - Coors Light Commercial HD [2011] -... by mikropikol

Van Damme would have beat the Tuxedo Tops (got another copy - woohoo)

Lakehill started the game brightly with strong passing play by Ian "Dizzy Fart" Broome and Jeff "Mop Fart" Lenton in the centre of the park.  Despite the strong passing game, Gordon Head managed to put pressure on the United back line, who were slow to organize.

As the first half wore on, it became clear that this was gong to be a battle as both teams enjoyed possession.  Matt "Little Fart" Koenig went close for United while the Blazers themselves hit the crossbar and looked dangerous at set pieces.

At half, United made a couple of changes and it seemed to galvanize them into action.  Kielan "Angel Fart" Hrasky got taken down a couple of times for being unfit while Jer "Dog Fart" Roberg looked lively on the wing.  Bryan "Sex Fart" Butcher had good success dropping the ball into the back post but was unable to find the United front two of Graeme "Fire Fart" Mann and Chris "Cough Fart" Woodcock.

As the half progressed, United looked the most likely to go on and win it but unfortunately, the soccer gods were not smiling on them.  With just over 5 minutes left in the game, a physical challenge by Ryan "Doesn't Fart" Braun saw him handle in the area and the penalty was given.

It was a clear PK and there could be no complaints from United.  Blazers struck it home and despite some last minute tactical changes by coach Holla, United lost their first game of the season.

Next week, it's Powell River on Saturday at 4:00 pm.

Man of the Match:  Benny "Drunk Fart" Stanchfield
Holle-Nash Award: Brett "El Diablo Azul Lucho Libre Fart" Poulis had a fine performance.  He also loves Jann Arden.  We know there are pictures out there - send them to Holla for posting.
Moan of the Match:  There were several on the Blazers.