Monday, 17 October 2011

Honours Even as United Fail to Beat Villa at Home


In just their second home game of the season, Lakehill failed to take the full three points from a young Powell River Villa.
 
United, reeling from their first defeat of the season in week 5, fielded a squad which saw full debuts handed to both Jer “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butta” Roberg and Brian “My Other Leg is a Weiner” Nash.  Despite the changes though, United were quickly on the back foot as Villa pressured the ball early and often.
 
Feeling the pressure, the United defence, led by Benny “Motorboat” Stanchfield, were quick to settle and organize.
 
It was Villa who had the first chance as their striker got in behind the United defence on a rare occasion.  Nash was quick to come across with a neat challenge in the box and the ref rightly waved away the protests for a penalty from Villa.  The striker eventually revived himself after pretending to be dead for several heart-pounding moments.
 
Still later it was Nash again at the centre of controversy as he challenged well at the top of the box.  Despite winning the ball, and not showing his studs, he received a yellow from the ref who, this time, got it wrong.  Fortunately for United, the resulting free kick was not converted but it was to little avail as Villa were on the verge of a breakthrough.
 
A long ball was floated from the left into the far post.  Mike “Baby Face” Peters came out of the goal to challenge but was unable to fully claim and in the resulting scramble, it was Nash who was penalized for a strong challenge.  Villa converted the penalty in what was their first significant chance on goal.

 Villa - not the only one to score on Peters...

As the half wore on, there were a few chances for United as they went to a long ball tactic to try and generate some synergy.  Overall though, United were poor and failed to create the cutting edge passing game that is their trademark.
 
Fortunately, the second half was much better as United made a couple changes to both personnel and formation.  Going forward there were more options and as the game progressed, it looked likely that United would equalize.  
 
Bryan “Hoof Hearted” Butcher was unlucky not to score after some desperate defending in the box and Mani “Disco Isn’t Dead” Bains could not connect unto a cross that squirted out to the back post.
 
United eventually got their equalizer with about ten minutes left.  Villa were starting to give away fouls as their fitness and work rate waned and it was just such an opportunity that presented itself to Motorboat Stanchfield.  A foul at the top of the box allowed Stanchfield to bend it around the wall and into the back of the net.
 
The game was not over yet though and United survived one last onslaught from Villa with some fine work from Peters in goal.  In the end United were unlucky not to win and will be looking for the full three points this Saturday at Royal Athletic Park.
 
Man of the Match – Mike Peters
Holle-Nash Award – Jer “I Caught Crabs” Roberg 
Moan of the Match sponsored by Clearly Lasik – Rhymes with “BUS”

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Top Ten - Nash's Next Car: Number 4!

As a continuation of one of our popular features, we're bringing you the next car in the series Top Ten - Nash's Next Car!

To summarize, we've heard that Lakehill United and all around funny guy, Brian Nash, is in the market for a new car.  We thought it would be fun to help him decide what to purchase right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot over the next few weeks.

So far, we've featured cars 10 through 5 in our quest to find the ultimate vehicle for Nash.  Today we enter the top 4...

Nash's Next Car #4 - A Pair of Tata Nanos

Doesn't that just roll off the tongue?  Known as the cheapest production car in the world, the Tata Nano is built in India and goes for just over $2100 USD.  At those prices, we figure Nash could purchase a pair [stay with us here - you've probably guessed where this is going].

Nice Tatas!  We had to Google "Tatas" to find this pic...

Imagine how much fun Nash could have with a pair of Tatas: 

"Where's Nash?" 

"He's out waxing his Tatas."

The only possible issue we can see is the teeny, tiny habit the Tata has of catching on fire...

Oops - you might have driven your Tatas too hard Nash...

While we can go on and on about Nash's Tatas, we're going to take the moral high ground and end  this article right now.

Keep watching for Nash's Next Car # 3...

Thursday, 13 October 2011

What's Going on There!!?? Inside the Player's Minds - Matt Koenig

In perhaps what could be a new series here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot, we will endeavor to bring you inside the minds of some of our United players this year.

Either through picture, video, or spoken word, we'll gather the intel on your favourite United players (and perhaps staff) and present it to you - right here on LakehillUnited.Blogspot.

Today, we bring you the following clip from United midfielder Matt Koening.  Anyone who knows Kones has often asked, "What is going on in his head?"

Well be prepared to be answered.  The Squeegee Bandit himself sent the following clip in for review:

What do you search to find this????

I think that will probably prompt more questions then answers but at least we know how Kones stays limber.  Stay tuned for more What's Going on There!!??