SLIGHTLY BREAKING - United Legend Bryan Butcher Transfers to O-35's!

SLIGHTLY BREAKING - We received this official press release from the press office of Lakehill United last week and have just gotten off the pot to post it.

"Good afternoon lakehillunited.blogspot, on top of a season high two game winning streak I am proud to announce on behalf of Lakehill United that we have finally released Bryan Butcher off of our roster. This is a momentous day in the eyes of United as we strive to repeat as third best at being first for the second consecutive year.

We firmly believe that although Bryan is a great person and half decent friend, this is still the right move as a club. Recently we used Bryan in a sweeper position to fill in the loss of Ben Stanchfield, who we let go earlier in the year in order to cut down on bow leggedness among our team. Unfortunately for Bryan, we subbed in Ian Broome (who has never played defense before), and then 4’8” Jer to sweep in his place, and soon came to a realization as a club….holy shit, anybody can do this.

With that new found realization it soon became apparent the Bryan’s role would be diminished opening him up for the trading market. With no one returning my calls within the league, we were left with no option but to release Bryan to play over 35’s and in the words of Tupac Shakur “crack open them champagne glasses and some mother fucking condoms, have one on us!”

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All the best to Bryan Butcher who completed his first 90 last night in the centre mid position and was quoted as saying: "I haven't felt this young since I broke into Mr. Tubbs and had a voyage of self discovery in their ball room."

Goals = Victory at Layritz: Secrets of First Win Revealed!

Visceral emotion took over at Layritz on Saturday as United registered their first in of the season against a newly promoted Prospect Lake squad.

Known as the "Landlocked Water" Derby (see what we did there), the battles between Prospect Lake and Lakehill have been nothing short of legendary down the years.  And as early season form is still taking shape, it looked like these two squads near the bottom of the division were in for a true 6 pointer.

Mega Post is Here! Match Reports, Music, Babies, and More...

You know what's down these days?  The economy.

And when the economy is down, cutbacks need to be made.  At least that is what the Canadian Bank of Canada tells us.  Or is it spend more?  No....no, that is what the American Bank of America says to do (hey, check out my new jet-ski).

Now where was I?  Ah yes, cutbacks.

We here at LakehillUnited.Blogspot have had to make cutbacks just like the average Canadian household (but we've still got Netflix - JACKPOT).  We've tightened the proverbial belt.