Spotted: Billy Mays Alive & Well: Teaching at Local Middle School!

LakehillUnited.Blogspot can exclusively reveal that Billy Mays, of Oxi Clean infomercial fame, is alive and well and teaching middle school under the alias “B. Stanchfield.”

Proof – I think we can all conclude the “B” Stands for Billy!

In never before seen photos, Mays can clearly be seen on the staff photo compilation of Royal Oak Middle School in Victoria, British Columbia.  What is unclear is why Mays went into hiding in the first place.  Even more unusual is his choice to keep his signature, Randy Savage sculpted, man-beard.

Passion – Billy probably shouldn’t be teaching kids…

Mays fans will always remember Billy for his passionate way of pushing such As Seen On TV products as:

Oxi Clean

Mighty Mend-It

Mighty Putty

Big City Sliders

Awesome Auger

Handy Switch

Heeltastic

Tool Bandit

Jupiter Jack

Steam Buddy

What Odor

and Hercules Hooks

 

Billy Stanchfield, we here at LakehillUnited.Blogspot salute you.  Now show us your “Hercules Hook!”