Beer Master - Victoria Draught Champion Coaching For United!

In what can only be described as stagnant material, Coach Holla was semi-recently crowned the Stella Artois Draught Master Champion of the Monkey Tree!

The premise was simple: pour a Stella Artois according to the 9 steps of pouring draught Stella.  The best pour wins a trip to Vancouver and a chance to become the Canadian Draught Master!

The Nine Steps - As they are supposed to be done.

Holla naturally won the competition but waived the right to go to Vancouver citing "free beer" as the reason for entering in the contest in the first place.

The winning performance

Fortunately for readers of LakehillUnited.Blogspot, the winning performance was captured on video by budding amateur cinematographer, Chris "I'll Film Anything But Porn" Woodcock.

In parting, Holla would like to share the following wisdom: "Enjoy your beer and may all your measurements be two-fingered ones!"