The Islanders, currently second in the VISL standings, fielded a weaker squad than previously seen at the Thriller of Portlock, scene of United's most thrilling game so far this season.
While the neutral would have hoped for a repeat of the earlier match, it was never really going to be a repeat as United have conceded just 1 goal over their past three matches in what can be described as a decent run.
Imperious at the back, the telepathic Mike "Magic Banana" Peters, had a strong game with his finest save coming on the hour mark as he acrobatically stopped Benny "Original Gangsta" Stanchfield from spectacularly scoring the Kristian Provan of OG's. Not only did Peters manage to physically kick a soccer ball on several occasions, but also he attempted several kicks in his mind. Easy Criss Angel - let's leave the magic to the professionals.
Another fine performance was given at the back by Jer "What Would Stevie Do - WWSD" Roberg who owned the right back spot in the same way Nash owns his new Jeep (i.e. He's making payments). Roberg made several good runs up the wing in the first half which made problems for the Islanders.
It was 0-0 at the half as neither team was able to take the advantage.
T - Bit of a Short Fuse
In the second half, United looked the more likely to get the 3 points as the Islanders started to look stretched. Perhaps United's favourite opponent this season, Bald Guy "Heart Condition" Beardy-face was in fine form as he elbowed, shoulder checked, and chest bumped his way through the United midfield. But midway through the half he bit a bit more off then he could chew as he dropped the shoulder into Troy "Snapshow" Taillefer.
Taillefer, reminiscient of a rampaging "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, played it cool at first by laying injured on the turf. He even managed a smile before having to be physically restrained by two of his United team mates whn he learned no red card was coming for his opponent. If that is what it looks like when someone is on angel dust kids, and I think it is, then say no to drugs.
Guess who...
The goal finally came from who else but Chris "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Woodcock. Special thanks to Nash for the assist and Coach Holla for the motivational words at half.
The game ended 1-0 for United as they look to travel to Nanaimo this weekend and carry on their run of good form.
Man of the Match: Jer Roberg had a fine game
Holla Nash Shower and Date with Nash Kit: Unprecedented but given to Nash for a battling performance [battling primarily his own fitness but you get the idea].
Moan of the Match: Bald Guy "Heart Condition" Beardy-face did not go into cardiac arrest this game.
Lies, all lies. Provan.
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